This lady’s carrying on like somebody just stole her winning Powerball ticket out of her purse, ripped the keys to her brand-new IROC-Z, and pried her 1980 Phillies World Series ring right off her finger. All because a kid got a baseball. A BASEBALL!!! She’s leaning in like she’s cross-examining him at a mob trial in South Philly.
Acting like this over a souvenir is pure madness. Like Broad Street after the Birds win the NFC Championship, but with none of the joy and all of the rage. Imagine explaining this to out-of-towners: “Yeah, she screamed in his face like he bulldozed her rowhouse, but actually it was over a baseball meant for a kid.”
Philly sports rule #1: you ALWAYS let the kid keep the ball. You don’t go full Rocky training montage temper tantrum over it!
Somebody get her a Krimpet and a soft pretzel before she challenges the Phanatic to a steel cage match!!
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